Friday, April 18, 2008

A day in the life

Early yesterday, I decided to keep a running tally of how much the boys tantrum in a given day. I'm not sure if this was meant to replace the monthly letters I abandoned like a slacker mama, or just to keep me from flipping out. Either way, here is the result:

(I didn't decide to start until about 10 a.m.; I'm not sure if I missed some other tantrums.)

10:14: Matthew – furious because I have taken his cup of milk away after a repeated warning not to spit milk into the dog's bowl for Bailey to drink.

10:30: Matthew – because Ryan took his cup of milk, then pretended to offer it back to him, then hit him with it and ran away.

10:31: Matthew – continuation b/c during his previous tantrum, he bumped his head on the table.

10:34: Matthew and Ryan both – Ryan b/c Matthew tried to steal a pen he had; Matthew b/c he couldn't get the pen and also fell off the chair in the process of the attempted theft.

10:41: Ryan – b/c Matthew stole a date book he was holding. MY date book, but whatever, Ryan, you cry about it.

10:43: Ryan – b/c he knocked a chair over.

10:45: Matthew – b/c I wasn't buckling him into his high chair quickly enough.

10:45: Ryan – b/c Matthew got a banana before he did.

11:13: Matthew and Ryan – b/c I wasn't taking them out of their high chairs quickly enough when they were COVERED in yogurt.

11:21: Matthew – b/c the chair was still laying on the floor.

11:23: Ryan – b/c Matthew was climbing on the chair and he wanted to, apparently.

11:30: Ryan – b/c I yelled at him to get out of the way after a bowl fell down and broke, and also b/c I was using the Dustbuster.

11:41: Ryan – b/c I took away the Scotch tape and threw away the ¾ of the roll he'd pulled off it.

11:57: Ryan – b/c I took away the Desitin he was using as fingerpaint.

12:07: Matthew – b/c I had the audacity to change his diaper and wipe his face (continued until 12:14.)

12:21: Matthew – b/c I dared to eat something and not immediately give him some.

1:00: Matthew – unknown origin (possibly b/c I got up from trimming Ryan's nails? Unknown. Lasted many minutes.)

1:20: Matthew and Ryan – b/c I locked myself in the bathroom to talk to my best friend, who has just given birth to her first child at 12:45 this morning, without interruption.

3:30-sometime after 4: Ryan – b/c he doesn't want to go to sleep. The lack of blankie is also undoubtedly a factor, can't find it anywhere. 20 minutes after the return of blankie, I can hear him snoring.

5:32: Ryan – b/c I forced him to spit a penny out of his mouth into my hand. It was spit-covered and disgusting, but did I cry about it? No, I did not.

5:37: Ryan – b/c he can't find his cup and he wants a drink.

5:44: Ryan – b/c Eric made him stop playing in the faucet.

Then Eric took the boys away for a while. Ahhhh bliss.

7:26: Ryan – b/c I took away the phone book.

There were MANY tantrums during the getting-ready-for-bed part of the night, but my darling Eric was in charge, so I got to ignore them. ;)

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